mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
He really fought through the program. It’s true- he has severe back and knee pain (the announcer said so during the live broadcast) BUT he was able to skate that well!
He is now the Grand Prix Final, National, Olympics, and World Champion
Here’s to Yuzuru’s positively golden 2013-2014 season! It hasn’t been easy, but with hard work and determination, you have won three of the biggest figure skating championships and have truly defined yourself as one of the world’s greatest skaters. Here’s to Parisienne Walkways, one of the greatest short programs of all time, and to Romeo and Juliet, a true testament to your growth these past years since your senior debut. A chapter of your life has come to a close, but a new one has already begun. It’s been an absolute pleasure to watch you perform. Rest up and come back next season with more brilliant programs.
these are all pokemon i’ve bred and unintentionally hatched so i do not need them at all. they’re all legitimately obtained kalos-native pokemon
- reblog this post. no likes
- the giveaway will end on saturday, april 19th at 11:59 pm edt (gmt -4)
- i will announce 3 winners who will each get to choose one pokemon
- you must own a copy of pokemon x or y, give me your friend code, and have wi-fi access so that i can trade you if you are picked
- all pokemon were hatched by me; nicknames are available
- winners will have around 36 hours to respond
feel free to send me an ask with any concerns or confusion, but take the time to read everything first
chespin (m) - impish, overgrow, 31/xx/31/31/31/31 (nest ball; spikes / curse / belly drum / synthesis)
fletchling (m) - adamant, big pecks, 31/31/31/31/xx/31 (repeat ball; quick guard)
mareep (m) - quiet, static, 31/31/31/31/xx/00 (love ball)
murkrow (f) - adamant, prankster, 31/31/xx/31/31/31 (dream ball; feather dance / brave bird / perish song)
totodile (m) - adamant, torrent, 31/xx/31/31/xx/31 (dive ball; dragon dance / ice punch / aqua jet)
this was a real scene from a real australian movie
EVERY TIME THAT FUCKING LIZARD SHIT STARTS SCREMAING I ALMOST HAVE A STROKE I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS
reblog and make a wish!
this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
yay its back.
I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture…
and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L
… and like…
I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like?
So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something
being called by just your last name
“sherlock 1800s au”
There’s a fantastic fic writer who’s quite prolific in this area. Sixty stories already! I don’t know if they’re doing any more. Their username is ‘Arthur_Conan_Doyle’ but you have to google their stuff. They don’t put it on ff.net or AO3 or anything like that. Real awesome period piece type stuff too. They get all the little details right. It’s amazing.
I will still be laughing about this in my grave
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